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Total Medals Earned: 221 (From 34 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,500 Points

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Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 7/32 (70/500 points)

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

SCAMS_FOR_THRILLS

Medals Earned: 12/12 (330/330 points)

SCAM 5 Points

Press the scam button

LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY 5 Points

Take candy from a baby

STRONG COCK 5 Points

Win a cockfight

YOU'VE GOT MAIL 5 Points

Listen to a voicemail

A FROG 10 Points

Buy a dancing frog

THE WORLD WIDE WEB 10 Points

Change your desktop background

PRETTY COLORS 10 Points

Upgrade the cosmetics tab

TO BLIMP A BUTTERFLY 25 Points

Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly

GAME OVER 5 Points

Lose the game

RENT PAID 50 Points

Pay 5 weeks worth of rent

FAT STACKS 100 Points

Pay 8 weeks worth of rent

HIDDEN FILES 100 Points

Unlock hidden files

Sonac the Hodgeman

Medals Earned: 9/10 (80/130 points)

Gotta Go Quickly 5 Points

Go full speed

Like Really Bad 5 Points

Get negative 20 rings

Not the Bees 5 Points

Kill five bees

You're Bad at This 5 Points

Get a negative number of rings

You're Moving Too Slow 5 Points

Go the minimum speed

Double Kill 10 Points

Kill two enemies without touching the ground

Ring Lover 10 Points

Get 100 rings in a row without missing any

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Sonac the Hodgeman 2

Medals Earned: 12/12 (145/145 points)

Gotta Go Quickly 5 Points

Go quickly

Like Really Bad 5 Points

Get negative 20 rings

Ring Lover 5 Points

Get 100 rings in a row without missing any

Seriously Dude 5 Points

Get negative 50 rings

You're Bad at This 5 Points

Get a negative number of rings

You're Moving Too Slow 5 Points

Go the minimum speed

Double Kill 10 Points

Kill 2 enemies as Sonac without touching the ground

Just Quit 10 Points

Get negative 100 rings or something like come on

Not the Bees 10 Points

Kill 5 bees

Too Quickly 10 Points

You went too quickly

Scrambled Eggs 25 Points

Defeat Mr. Eggs in battle

Triple Kill 50 Points

Kill 3 enemies as Sonac without touching the ground

Sonac the Hodgeman 3

Medals Earned: 22/22 (280/280 points)

Brass Knackles 5 Points

Collect 50 rangs as Knackles. (unlocks ???)

Edgy Gem Collector 5 Points

Collect 7 chaos emmastones as Shadoo. (unlocks ???)

Frodo 5 Points

Destroy a rang.

Gem Collector 5 Points

Collect 7 chaos emmastones as Sonac. (unlocks ???)

Gotta Go Quickly 5 Points

Go quickly

I am Kazaam 5 Points

Play as Picture of Shaq

Like Really Bad 5 Points

Negative 20 rangs? Are you trying?

Ludicrous Speed 5 Points

Go as quickly as hodgemanly possible.

Scrambled Eggs 5 Points

Defeat Mr. Eggs in hand to hand combat

Seriously 5 Points

Negative 50 rangs. Are you okay

Too Quickly 5 Points

You went too quickly

You're Bad at This 5 Points

Get a negative number of rangs you loser

You're Too Unquick 5 Points

Go as unquickly as possible

Double Kill 10 Points

Kill 2 enemies without touching the ground, as a non-flying character

Just Quit 10 Points

Negative 100 rangs like how bad can you even be at a thing

Missile Defense 10 Points

Destroy 15 enemies with missiles. (unlocks Shadoo)

Not the Bees 10 Points

Kill 5 bees you racist

Indiana Jones 25 Points

Collect 30 chaos emmastones as any character.

Rang Lover 25 Points

Gather 100 rangs in a row without missing any

Triple Kill 25 Points

Kill 3 enemies without touching the ground, as a non-flying character

Variety 50 Points

Play as every character except ???

You Will Never Get This Time Back 50 Points

Play as any character for 5 minutes. (unlocks ???)

Sonac the Hodgeman 4

Medals Earned: 17/17 (120/120 points)

$420$ 5 Points

Collect a total of 420 rangs. (Unlocks ???)

Debt 5 Points

Win an event with negative rangs.

Eggcellent 5 Points

Win an event against Sonac.

Flat Out Winner 5 Points

Win all 3 events with Mareo.

Frodo 5 Points

Destroy a rang.

Gotta Go Quickly 5 Points

Win an event.

Here Have a Dinosaur 5 Points

Play as 5 characters.

Too Quickly 5 Points

Use a boost.

Uber Shadoo 5 Points

Win all 3 events with Shadoo.

Uber Sonac 5 Points

Win all 3 events with Sonac.

Wow 5 Points

Win all 3 events with Bow Wow.

You're a Machine 5 Points

Win all 3 events with Eggsman.

You're Too Unquickly 5 Points

Get last in an event.

Ludicrous Speed 10 Points

Go as quickly as possible.

Rang Lover 10 Points

Collect 1000 total rangs.

Variety 10 Points

Play as every character

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Sonac the Hodgeman 5

Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/275 points)

Crime Fighter Fighter 5 Points

Defeat the cops for the first time.

You're Too Unquickly 5 Points

Get caught.

Debt 5 Points

Drive your total rangs into the negatives with bail outs.

Lemme Give You a Hand 5 Points

Get your rang count to negative 15 during the chase.

You Played Yourself 5 Points

Send yourself to jail.

Child Support 10 Points

Win with 20 or more rangs as Shelled One.

Gem Collector 10 Points

Collect all the chaos emmastones.

Gotta Fight Quickly 10 Points

Win in under 30 seconds.

Instant Transmission 10 Points

Win with 20 or more rangs as Gambit.

King of the Bouncy Castle 10 Points

Bounce on the cops 5 or more times in a row while they're exploding.

City Escapist 25 Points

Win as every normal character.

Everywahn is Here 25 Points

Have every available character in jail at once.

Fire FighterZ 50 Points

Land the finishing blow on the cops while they're on fire.

Rang Lover 50 Points

Collect 300 total rangs.

Super City Escapist 50 Points

Win as every super character.

Stealing the Diamond

Medals Earned: 11/11 (435/435 points)

BUNP 5 Points

I TOLD you dog!

It's a Joke Guys 5 Points

I did it on purpose...

01100010 10 Points

6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a

Like a D6 10 Points

Lose 6 points

Aggressive Ending 50 Points

Win the aggressive way

Epic Ending 50 Points

Win the epic way

Failtastic 50 Points

Fail 55 times

Undetected Ending 50 Points

Win the undetected way

Fail Champion 100 Points

Watch all 40 unique fails

Obscure Medal 100 Points

You know you want this medal

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!